the-yolocaust:

please do not be mean to dogs they are only trying to help

(Source: swarnpert)


chekhov:

In middle school i kept adding myself to my school’s wikipedia page under Notable Alumni and they kept removing me


tyleroakley:

when I scream, “HEY NOW,” your response of “this is what dreams are made of” or “you’re an all star” really determines my opinion of you

(Source: tyleroakley)


Feminism is knowing that you don’t have to wear things to impress a man

Feminism is also knowing that it’s okay to wear things to impress a man if you want to

Society forgets the first part, tumblr forgets the second part

(Source: sherlacking)


sluttyoliveoil:

haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin


michaxl:

can bob the builder fix my crumbling life

(Source: michaxl)


yatosdick:

nobody hates anime more than people who watch anime

(Source: basedsenpaii)